I don't know about your perfect children, but the perfect children in this house go through these cycles of testing. We'll all be one big-happy-kissing-smiling-family for awhile, then all of the sudden they growl and stretch and their clothes pop open and green monsters come out! They decide they're the bosses of their world. So we
Oh mercy...I digress. Wasn't I talking about time outs? Or....something.